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Ye Ken’t Touch This: Scottish Light

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Light on booze, heavy on charm, this 3.3% Scottish Light Ale delivers toasty chocolate malt, subtle caramel, and all-day drinkability. Built for long sessions and loud stories, it brings big pub energy in a low-key pour. So grab the mic, pour another round, and tell your tastebuds: stop... Hammer time. Slàinte mhath, you legend.

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Light on booze, heavy on charm, this 3.3% Scottish Light Ale delivers toasty chocolate malt, subtle caramel, and all-day drinkability. Built for long sessions and loud stories, it brings big pub energy in a low-key pour. So grab the mic, pour another round, and tell your tastebuds: stop... Hammer time. Slàinte mhath, you legend.

Light on booze, heavy on charm, this 3.3% Scottish Light Ale delivers toasty chocolate malt, subtle caramel, and all-day drinkability. Built for long sessions and loud stories, it brings big pub energy in a low-key pour. So grab the mic, pour another round, and tell your tastebuds: stop... Hammer time. Slàinte mhath, you legend.

SERIES: RS

STYLE: Scottish Light

ABV: 3.3%

🎵 Session Track:

"Can’t Touch This" – MC Hammer (1990)

A direct and delightful nod to the beer name. It’s iconic, infectious, and over-the-top—the perfect contrast to a humble, easygoing ale. You can’t touch the flavor, but you can have another round.

💿 Full Session:

"The Best of Runrig" – Runrig (2001)

Runrig blends Scottish folk, rock, and national pride into anthemic, crowd-ready tunes. This album is pure pub energy—heartfelt, singable, and perfect for sipping a sessionable Scottish ale with friends.

🎤 Setlist: Highland Pub Party Playlist

A mix of Scottish folk, stadium rock, and ‘90s bangers for a beer that balances roots and ridiculousness:

  1. Runrig – "Loch Lomond" (Live Version)

  2. The Proclaimers – "I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)"

  3. AC/DC – "It’s a Long Way to the Top (If You Wanna Rock 'n’ Roll)"(Bagpipes!)

  4. Franz Ferdinand – "Take Me Out"

  5. MC Hammer – "U Can’t Touch This"

  6. Simple Minds – "Don’t You (Forget About Me)"

  7. Big Country – "In a Big Country"

  8. Chvrches – "The Mother We Share"

  9. Amy Macdonald – "This Is the Life"

  10. Rod Stewart – "Rhythm of My Heart"